I do have, however, a plethora of weird stuff:
That Howard K. Stern guy revealed that he is the baby daddy for Anna Nicole Smith's baby:
Who didn't see that one coming? And apparently they're supposed to be getting married sometime in the future...
Check out this picture from Defamer-
A company called Precious Cheese is sponsoring banners in San Diego's Little Italy celebrating famous Italian Americans. I would venture to say Mr. Travolta is both precious and cheesy, wouldn't you?
Next, TVgasm found this little nugget in the American Airlines AAtractions magazine:
I take it they didn't really like the latest thespian effort from everyone's favorite Firecrotch?
The HollywoodRag-sters posted this vintage Pee Wee Herman public service announcement:
Crack is whack!
Finally, on a more serious note, check out this article in the New York Times- it is the scariest report on small upstate courts and their broken system of justice...